Some time ago I could PERSONALLY create a time machine to be able to see the future, this is what I saw:
_ I OPEN THREAD

The Argentine people, with hyperinflation, poverty over 75%, insecurity at the levels of an African country, and the Kirchner dictatorship starving the people.
People organized for a march that got out of hand.

Then a group of civilians tried to enter the Casa Rosada, but the dictator Powerless Fernandez prevented it with the armed forces, but when he ordered to attack the people, the armed forces refused and received threats from Sabina Frederic, so they decided to go against him.

Then a sound began to be heard, something like this: TUCU TUCU TUCU TUCU TUCU TUCU.
It was a helicopter, in it was Dylan and Kicillof. The impotent Alberto took 5 pills of viagra and ran up to the terrace to later get into the helicopter.

Once in the helicopter, the 5 (FIVE) blue pills began to take effect, so he hardened the presidential stick and Alberto...

IN A MENTAL STATE OF ABSOLUTE SCHIZOPHRENIA AND ANAL PLEASURE, HE PROCEDED TO BRUTALLY RAPE DYLAN, THEN HIT KICILLOF IN THE BUTTOCKS AND BREAK A BAG WITH 2 KILOS OF COCAINE AND FORCED KICILOVE TO INHALE IT WITH THE ASS.

AFTER KILLING DYLAN FOR THE BRUTALITY OF THE RAPE, HE DECIDED TO MAKE A ROAST IN THAT PRECISE INSTANT. KICILLOF, AFTER HAVING INHALED ALL THE COCAINE, BEGAN TO DANCING THE SATANIC BACHATA WITH THE PERONIST MARCH AT FULL VOLUME TO THE POINT OF EXPLODING HIS EARS.

ALBERTO FERNÁNDEZ, STARTED CRYING WHILE HE EATEN DYLAN, THEN GOT ANGRY AND HIT KICILLOF WITH HIS COCK VIOLENTLY UNTIL HE KILLED HIM, THEN THROWED HIS BODY INTO THE CHUBUT RIVER.

AT THAT MOMENT, HE PUT "THE PERONIST MARCH" IN INCLUSIVE LANGUAGE, HEAVY METAL VERSION AND PROCEEDED TO PENETRATE THE PILOT OF THE HELICOPTER WHILE FERNANDO DE LA RUA FILMS THE ACT FROM THE ASTRAL DIMENSION.

AFTER PENETRATING THE PILOT VIOLENTLY, HE DECIDED TO THROW HIM TO THE CONGOURBANO, WHERE A GROUP OF KIRCHNERIST VOTERS MADE A ROAST WITH THE PILOT'S BODY AND A LITTLE OF ALBERTO'S WHITE SAUCE.

THEN, WHEN HE WAS COMPLETELY ALONE DECIDED TO PILOT THE HELICOPTER, AT THAT MOMENT ALBERTO HEARD A VOICE THAT SAID "ECSTASY", IT WAS NESTOR KIRCHNER, AFTER THE SKY APPEARED A LIGHT AND IT WAS NESTOR LOWERING ON A HORSE.

NESTOR BOARD THE HELICOPTER AND TAKEN ALBERTO AND THEY ESCAPED TOGETHER TO CUBA WITH HUGO CHÁVEZ AND EVO MORALES WITH 6 GIRLS UNDER 14 YEARS OLD WHERE THEY PERFORMED CLANDESTINE ORGIES.
THE HELICOPTER FELL AND EXPLODED.

_ End.