jin harem in the soop ep 5 recap:

namjin.

joon literally dropped all his shit and got up when seokjin asked him to ride a damn canoe with him out of nowhere. doesn’t matter wtf they were gonna do on a canoe.. what his seokjin-hyung wants, his seokjin-hyung gets

yoonjin.

jesus christ do i even have to explain. these two walk around each other like they’ve been married for years. they even pass around kitchen ingredients to each other like they were born to do it.

no fishing needed. they breathe around each other and its yoonjin content

2seok.

not as much skinship as their cute jog last week but “i gave you the biggest [sashimi] piece” and “hobi you count the spanks” really says something about how close these two are. they’re partners in crime... kind of like vmin, but their crimes are kinkier. more adult.

jinmin.

GOODNESS these two! absolutely adorable! they frolick through mischievous flowers! from jimin majestically saving seokjin’s luggage from taking a trip down the river to their game of baseball tag—not to mention this abomination of utter cuteness:

taejin.

as usual, seokjin is taehyung’s biggest supporter but also his biggest annoyance. they like to be cheeky— knowing well they could get away with anything if they wanted.

this episode featured taejin as sexy bl anime athletes abt to inhale each other from sexual tension.

jinkook.

now, we haven’t gotten a buttload of jinkook the past episodes so let me tell you-jinkookers are very much overwhelmed.

sleepy morning drive reminiscent of years ago? check. cheekily making sushi as newbs? check. kinky ass hitting complete w/roleplay? check check check

jinjin.
(self-love is necessary)

shoutout to the meaty circumference of seokjin’s milky thighs.

it is also so awe-inspiring the way seokjin whipped up sushi in a forest with no prior experience after a whole day of hitting balls.

as tumblr once said “just try it haha its cool”