A day in Keean& #39;s life (a fantastical thread, don& #39;t @ me):

- Wake up on a product made by the Mattress Industrial Complex
- Brew a beverage created by the Coffee Industrial Complex
- Shower using water provided by the Municipal Utilities Industrial Complex

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- Get in car and drive on road created by Municipal Infrastructure Industrial Complex
- Grab an Egg McMuffin courtesy the Fast Food Industrial Complex
- Pause at a crosswalk, silently curse the Pedestrian Industrial Complex
- Arrive at work, pay the Parking Industrial Complex

- Sit down at desk made by the Office Furniture Industrial Complex
- Check white supremacist newsgroups that are part of the Racist Industrial Complex
- Write a bunch of trash for the Conspiracy Industrial Complex
- Go for lunch at the Food Truck Industrial Complex

- Spread some propaganda thanks to the Bot Industrial Complex
- Drive home, noting that the commute is much longer these days thanks to the Bike Lane Industrial Complex
- Sit alone in front of TV until dark. Thanks a lot, Netflix Industrial Complex!

- Check dating app, no messages. Thanks for nothing, Feminist Industrial Complex!
- Go to sleep with help from Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex
- Repeat