exposing myself; a thread

i saw this on the tl and i wanted to try it, so for every like this gets, i’ll comment something about myself so y’all can get to know me better :))
1] i do competition dance
2] i’m procrastinating by making this thread
3] i’m homeschooling this year
4] i’m a barista for my parents’ coffee shop
5] i am a blonde (i bet you didn’t know that)
6] i’m a christian
7] i’m a simp for @kyIebtw
8] i cannot whistle
9] i played tennis for a year
10] i cannot ride a bike
11] i have terrible wifi right now
12] i have braces
13] i’ve watched a lot of musical bootlegs
14] i cannot physically comprehend chemistry
15] i am 15 years of age
16] @sssapnap is my “ex-wife”
17] i’m currently on a low carb diet and i miss sandwiches
18] my parents got divorced when i was still a baby
19] a big company is trying to sue my mom for $2 million because they have an ego they don’t want to be hurt
20] i’m making this thread less sad now
21] i have an older sister
22] i have a mini poodle named steve :>
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