Guy my maid works at SM and I just found out EXO has always been lying to us. This thread will expose their lies
1) Xiumin is actually 23 years old and he debut at the age of 15. SM had him work full time and it is child labour. SM lied about his age and still does. @weareoneEXO

To continue with their lies SM sent smol Xiumin Kitty to military first. Look at his smile when he found the camera in military. He is the fake hyung of EXO. In reality he is a maknae and younger than Lee Taemin. @weareoneEXO @weareoneEXO @layzhang

Kyungsoo is actually not from Maknae line. He is 35 years old(mentally) and he is the real hyung that is why he was sent to military earlier(than our expectations). He is also famous for killing cockroaches through his deathly stares. @weareoneEXO @layzhang @B_hundred_Hyun

Junmyeon is actually a fish. He is 100 years old that's why he can transform into a man. To keep this secret SM pretended to give him power of water while in reality, he absorbs power from water and stays as a man during shooting. When he is about to become a fish he makes a pout

Chanyeol is the biggest bully in EXO. He bullies everyone since trainee days. When EXO were trainees, Xiumin's mom always packed him biscuits, chocolates and jellies but Chanyeol always stole the jellies from his lunch box. This is the reason he grew tall and broad. He is a bully

One day Chanyeol was bullying Xiumin Kitty so Xiumin bit him and Chanyeol grew kitty ears. As he had already debut so SM told him to cover his head always to hide his two extra ears. That is why he is always wearing a cap even in summers. I am attaching proof so that you can see.

Sehun once went to UK and fell in love with a blonde girl. He immediately married her and got a piece of land as dowry. That's why he is known as Lord Sehun. He bleached his hair to match with his wife's hair but found out that his wife already dyed her hair brown to match his.