my boss didn’t let me tweet for the past 6 months, but he couldn’t stop me from writing tweets and making memes in secret. and i def didn’t do all that work not to post them. so, yeah, here’s a bunch of stale memes. like them all so my boss doesn’t take away twitter again.

i made a bunch of very professional backgrounds to use in your meetings or classes. i’ve tried them all and i still haven’t been fired so i think they work.

you can only choose 1

5G? yeah, i’ve got 5 gallons of vitaminwater at my desk right now what’s the big deal?

my plans: 2020:

my boss be like “i know a spot” then takes me to the hr department.

vitaminwater is returning to twitter. nature is healing.

yes, everything is cake. but what is the cake made of? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">

you are all xxx. you are all gertrude. end of discussion.

when i find the perfect meme but my boss says i’m still not allowed to tweet so all i can do is watch

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐍" title="Schlange" aria-label="Emoji: Schlange">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌮" title="Taco" aria-label="Emoji: Taco">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👽" title="Außerirdischer" aria-label="Emoji: Außerirdischer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧶" title="Yarn" aria-label="Emoji: Yarn"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐋" title="Wal" aria-label="Emoji: Wal">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍳" title="Kochen" aria-label="Emoji: Kochen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎺" title="Trompete" aria-label="Emoji: Trompete"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦶" title="Foot" aria-label="Emoji: Foot">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐜" title="Ameise" aria-label="Emoji: Ameise">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⛰️" title="Berg" aria-label="Emoji: Berg">
read the first letter of each emoji

did it work?

you think you can hurt wet_fam’s feelings? i sponsored them and then ghosted them for 6 months.