I love this entire story so very deeply. https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti/status/1306024911622742022
This is how it STARTS and it stays this level of delightful throughout!
I LOVE THIS PERSON.
I need to just make a running list of quotes from this that I will now be using in my daily life.
This is so ridiculously similar to my process whenever I decide to test if a "deidentified" data set is actually deidentified (spoiler: almost always, it is not if you are a person inclined to creative Googling).
I am so happy.
I am actually crying.
MUST WE, THO
Extreme.
Ok, this is very much realistically and actually how I frequently crack "deidentified" information.
My next COVID project is going to be completing an elaborate and likely framed artwork saying "it is I, your
well-meaning but ultimately incompetent protagonist."
(it will hang over my desk and provide daily inspiration)
Presented to you without additional comment:
That's about right.
A challenger appears.
The accuracy here is astounding and I would like to make a formal motion to be allowed to describe legal and computery things thusly from now on instead of being super formal with terms like "thusly."
I feel like I am being hugely roasted as a lawyer in this and yet I deeply love it?
Always.
You go, journalists, I support you and your weird and ruthlessly efficient ideas.
Gawd, I relate.
ANYWAY, read the whole thing because it's great and also, seriously, don't post pics of your boarding passes, it is a very bad idea.
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