I know y’all love my hot takes. Here are some to start your Wednesday.

LeBron is the 🐐
Packers QB dynasty finally ends when Aaron Rodgers leaves.
Sloppy Joes taste ok but are wildly overrated.
Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew is amazing and not basic.
Keto might help you lose weight initially but isn’t sustainable.
Hockey is incredibly underrated and is the second best sport behind football.
NASCAR isn’t a sport.
Costco destroys Sams Club
Smoked brisket is better than any steak you’ll ever eat.
True Protestants that read John 6 will eventually convert.
We will look back in 100 years and be shocked at how normalized abortion “was”*
Wendy’s is the best *common* fast food restaurant.
I am the handsomest Blevins despite my dad bod.
I have never had bedbugs but I think that would be the worst thing in the world to get.
I just tweeted about Wendys and this ad popped up which means that we need to immediately change how advertising works in our country.
Adoption is far too expensive and that is wildly unjust.
Joe Buck is one of the best announcers on the planet.
We don’t appreciate our ancestors enough.
Social media in 2020 proves we need philosophy taught every year in school.
LAST ONE:

Matt Patricia wins coach of the year THIS SEASON.
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