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I& #39;m excited to announce that I have been commissioned to rewrite the Harry Potter series and this time they& #39;re all wearing panties.
Harry& #39;s thong sat high on his thin hip bones, sliding between his buttocks, which everyone in the main hall agreed looked more lovely in a thong than without one.
"I do it all!" Harry said boldly, intoxicated by power, "I cast me spells, and even masturbate wearing this!
"I do it all!" Harry said boldly, intoxicated by power, "I cast me spells, and even masturbate wearing this!
The young magician was giggling now, as the woman& #39;s thong he was wearing sort of tickled.
"Where& #39;d ya get it from Harry?" asked Neville, sadly holding the waistband of his boxers in his hand, wishing he could yank them free and slip into something with a little more sex appeal.
"Where& #39;d ya get it from Harry?" asked Neville, sadly holding the waistband of his boxers in his hand, wishing he could yank them free and slip into something with a little more sex appeal.
"That& #39;s the best part, see, I stole them from the girls dormitory." The crowd gathered round Harry gasped, and one boy started to cry.
Harry& #39;s eyes were filled with a kind of blazing passion that they had only seen before in the eyes of those who hold great, and terrible power.
Harry& #39;s eyes were filled with a kind of blazing passion that they had only seen before in the eyes of those who hold great, and terrible power.
But soon, all the boys had taken to stealing and wearing women& #39;s underwear.
Possessed by power, the Hogwarts student body & it& #39;s collective thong, strutted the halls of the great Wizarding high school.
Dumbledore chuckled, remembering when he wore a g-string for the first time.
Possessed by power, the Hogwarts student body & it& #39;s collective thong, strutted the halls of the great Wizarding high school.
Dumbledore chuckled, remembering when he wore a g-string for the first time.
Severus Snape& #39;s robe was slit up to her hip bone. Her smooth legs seemed neverending as she stomped like a model through a gathering of boys in stolen panties.
They looked up as Snape blew by, had never seen her coming. "She& #39;s hot," Ron said, and they all snapped his panties.
They looked up as Snape blew by, had never seen her coming. "She& #39;s hot," Ron said, and they all snapped his panties.
According to Hogwarts rumor, Snape, the terribly unpleasant and hot Potions Professor, had been wearing ladies clothes since she was a teenage boy.
"Will we end up with tits and all if we keep wearin em?" Ron asked Harry.
"If we& #39;re lucky Ron," Harry said. "If we& #39;re lucky."
"Will we end up with tits and all if we keep wearin em?" Ron asked Harry.
"If we& #39;re lucky Ron," Harry said. "If we& #39;re lucky."
Hermione started a very organized system for the boys, locating panties to steal, and offering the information, for a price.
By Yule-time, she& #39;d amassed quite the collection of her peers& #39; testicles, dressed up in large, decorative jars strewn about the Gryffindor hangout place.
By Yule-time, she& #39;d amassed quite the collection of her peers& #39; testicles, dressed up in large, decorative jars strewn about the Gryffindor hangout place.
"I understand it," Mcgonickle said to Hagrid one wintry afternoon. "I love stroking my clit in panties." Hagrid nodded shyly. "Why shouldnt you get to feel that bliss?"
The pitifully emotional spider keeper shed a tear, as Mcdoniclle gently placed a thong in his great big hands.
The pitifully emotional spider keeper shed a tear, as Mcdoniclle gently placed a thong in his great big hands.
"This is for you Hagrid," McGonagall said warmly. "Wear it. Love it. Make Love in it. I want that for you"
"But professor, a big oaf like me wont look all pretty style like you, if you dont mind me saying so," Hagrid replied.
"Shut up!" McGonagall screamed, "You are beautiful!"
"But professor, a big oaf like me wont look all pretty style like you, if you dont mind me saying so," Hagrid replied.
"Shut up!" McGonagall screamed, "You are beautiful!"
Meanwhile, somewhere poorly lit, Voldemort was watching the whole Hogwarts panty party unfold. Using magic, Voldemort watched the things rise to popularity.
It hurt in a way. When she was Tom Riddle, no one understood why she wore satin bikinis under her wizarding gown.
It hurt in a way. When she was Tom Riddle, no one understood why she wore satin bikinis under her wizarding gown.
In fact, Harry& #39;s parents, two horrendous, pretentious people with exceptionally conservative views on gendered undergarments, had relentlessly abused young Voldemort, tearing her bikini off, and laughing hysterically as they touched themselves in their born-gender underwear.
Voldemort had fled Hogwarts, stealing Harry& #39;s stupid mother& #39;s panties, and then burning them because they were so ugly.
Alone, Voldemort found her own identity, but she was deeply wounded from the years of violence suffered under the Potter regime.
Alone, Voldemort found her own identity, but she was deeply wounded from the years of violence suffered under the Potter regime.
She changed her name, and even got some nosework done, but couldn& #39;t forget about the abuse. One day, she learned that the Potter& #39;s had a child, and fearing for the baby& #39;s future, Voldemort disapparated, coming to the Potter home, hoping to talk some sense into the fools.
But as soon as she appeared, the Potter& #39;s cracked up laughing at Voldemorts new face and kept calling her by her old name. They were drunk, because they were Always drunk, and they started to throw Voldemort across the apartment, to and fro, with magic spells.
Just then, Voldemorts girlfriend, Snape, appeared in a cloud of black smoke, seizing the cis scum by their throats.
"James Potter," Snape spat, her thick dark lips resting in a natural, spiteful pout. James wife, Harrys asshole mother, was pinned to the wall, and Snape laughed.
"James Potter," Snape spat, her thick dark lips resting in a natural, spiteful pout. James wife, Harrys asshole mother, was pinned to the wall, and Snape laughed.
Voldemort collected herself from the floor. Her arm was broken and her panties were pulled to her ankles. She pulled them back up.
"You stupid freaks like to steal our panties and jerk off, the lot of you are just perverts and should all be sent to Azkaban!" The mom hollered.
"You stupid freaks like to steal our panties and jerk off, the lot of you are just perverts and should all be sent to Azkaban!" The mom hollered.
Then, James reached forward and grabbed a handful of Snape& #39;s pert breast. Seeing this, his wife threatened him, and when he didn& #39;t stop, she threatened to kill them all, even Harry, to prevent her husband or son from ever wearing ladies underwear.
But when she spoke Avadakedavra, the curse bounced off her baby and reflected back on herself and James, ending both of their shitty lives instantly.
Voldemort was in the corner, stripped of her kimono, nude save for her heels and a red bikini, whispering protection spells.
Voldemort was in the corner, stripped of her kimono, nude save for her heels and a red bikini, whispering protection spells.
Twas Voldemort who saved Harry that day, and twas difficult to see these many years after, that no one knew the truth. But though she was reviled, Voldemort was also grateful that the young people of Hogwarts were embracing panties, and that Harry was happy.
