Hey Fellahs, had my first @talkmeinto dream. I was throwing a dinner party for the boys. Got into a fight with Dan because he brought a party gift: lawn darts with painted chickens on them, and couldn’t figure out why I didn’t think it was funny when he suggested we throw them at

my actual chickens from my back porch.
Jimmy wore a bright green crayola crayon tee shirt and wouldn’t listen to reason when we begged him not to go on his Tinder date in this ridiculous shirt. He legitimately thought it was awesome for some reason (like most things he likes

on the pod, yuck).
And Jeff never made it in to dinner because he was too busy digging an inground pool for my wife and wanted to finish before his baby was born.

Still trying to figure out if I took something before I fell asleep...