a theory on why this photoset of jaehyun is related to loveholic

—a thread

ok let’s begin this discussion by pointing out the lp that jaehyun’s holding,,, it’s from la la land

ok but who’s the male lead in la la land?? its SEBASTIAN played by ryan gosling

WAIT but who else is named sebastian???? THATS FUCKING RIGHT ITS THAT BITCH ASS CRAB FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID

but what does sebastian have to do with loveholic??? well what animal is sebastian??? thats right he’s a CRAB

and what are crabs??? seafood right? and do you know what seafood is??? its a fucking aphrodisiac

and since aphrodisiacs arouse sexual instincts,,, lets highlight the word SEX,, doesnt jaehyun like to listen to the artist cigarettes after sex???

and what songs do cigarettes after sex have???

LOVE SONGS !! FOR INSTANCE “KEEP ON LOVING YOU”,,, HERE ARE SOME LYRICS

therefore,,, these pics of jaehyun is a spoiler to their upcoming comeback—loveholic.

let’s take time to appreciate the pure genius of this post— the perfect amount of mystery and artistry,,, what a truly sherlockian mindset i love u jaehyun keep your brain extra large