A reference guide for all the fake exols who don’t know who’s who

Ok I’ll try to explain to y’all why they assigned these nicknames to each specific member, and how this ami is definitely a closet exol bc you have to be to come up with these nicknames

Pussyeater - Chanyeol (PCY = pu$$y）
Seahorse - SeHun (sounds like his name)
Old Hag - Xiumin (oldest in EXO)
Sweat - Suho (power is water & has fancam of him sweating alot)
Small Dick - Baekhyun (check pic)
Ignorant Ass - Chen (inappropriate comment back in 2017)

Cont’d below

Cockroach - Kai (Viral Tempo fancam)
Minecraft Head - DO (bald head)
Chips - Lay (Lay is a chips brand)