Would love to recover fully from a life-threatening car accident again. Drop 30 lbs fast, get a little caysh, just vibe for a bit with horrible nightmares where you see the wreckage every time I close my eyes.... could be nice!
Ok actually I feel like given my luck I need to point out to The Universe that this is a joke + that accident was a horrible thing in my life + I don’t want to experience another thing like that again!
Sometimes I still see what I saw when I woke up after the collision! It’s a real fun thing to have burned into your brain over 7 years later, I tell ya what
One last fun fact is that I still can’t recall the actual collision because it’s too traumatic for my brain to process so there’s a few minute chunk of time in my life that’s just gone. I guess this isn’t that fun. This is what an alt account is for, huh?
People aren’t having fun with this thread + frankly neither am I. Goodnight!
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