Why Batman V Superman and Captain America: Civil War are the same movies & one blatantly copied the other [A thread]

Both films were released in theaters

Both stories contain characters who breathe oxygen

The word “I” is said by the protagonist

Buildings

Both films star women who are not married to @DevilOfHK99

The antagonists both possess a pair of eyes

At the end of the film, credits play

Characters wear capes

Neither include the character Spawn

Both movies are movies

Both had LEGO tie-in sets

While neither of them do it in the film, I’m 100% convinced that the billionaire character could, if they were so inclined, jump up and down with their leg behind their back while reciting the ABCs

Buff

Gravity exists in both universes but certain characters just choose to ignore it

Both feature characters who are old

Neither film contains twitter user @TwixAreTopTier which makes them retroactively worse

You never see the genitalia of a single character in either film so it is not completely illogical to assume all male characters are rocking the Ken doll. In BvS’s case, there is in fact evidence to support it

The events of both stories never happened

Neither of these films take place in the land of Oz

I have seen both of them

Both movies feature the action of standings

Both are enjoyed by people

Both films are endlessly pitted against each other by nerds online