So, I was informed thay it is unacceptable that I have never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Why is everyone singing? What the hell have I agreed to???

Well, the music has picked up, much better... and apparently one can dance by jumping side to side?

Caretaker dude seems a bit metal, waiting for him to break out a gjitar solo.

Apparently the dancers were running on energy drinks, cause they just all crashed.

Janet is a hater, betting she's more of a classical opera lover or something.

At least Brad is appriately culturally sensitive, I think he sort of wants to study the savages.

Someone get this man a pith helmet and a monocle.

There was a ?vampire? in the elevator?

Janet has no survival instincts. Fainting is not conducive to fleeing.

Annnnnd... the vampire is a transvestite...

Someone needs new stockings, clearly spent too much time on their knees.

Ah, good man Brad, accepting and objective focused. Priorities, aquire telephone.

The tranpire has some decent legs. Could use a fashion advisor though.

Ah... it seems the coat check service is full featured...

As expected, Brad is definitely a tighty whities man, just not very tight. Needs sizing advice, sag is no good. Surprisingly high waisted.

Tranpire has countered his guests dressing down by dressing up. Unfortunately his fashion sense seems rather outdated.

The statues are well endowed.

Brad REALLY just wants a dang telephone by now.

Tranpire seems to appreciate a forceful man.

Oooh, Tranpire seems to be a creature of science. Major breakthrough on horizon!

Oh dear, rubber gloves going on... Brad didn't seem THAT old to me... he way be in trouble

Tranpirentist seems to be creating The Curse of the Mummy.

Slight mad scientist vibes... must be the maniacal laughter...

The mummy is now immersed in ALL the LGBT. What could go wrong?

Mummy face reveal

Also seems rather hunky, definitely packing a handgun in the waistband.

Tranpirentist should have had a lot more heel practice, fallin all over himself.

To be fair mummy is pretty hunky, weak knees may explain it.

I seem to be sensing some erotic undertones to this movie... looking forward to seeing the mummyhunk work out...

Oh... dear... mummyhunk wasn't quite muscled enough... somewhat flattened...

I wanted hot steamy hunk sex, got sax instead...

Why was Jack Black in the freezer on a motorbike

Oh phew, mummyhunk survived, dancing to sax.

Ok... tranpirentist is NOT a Jack Black fan...

Somehow mummyhunk seems to have gotten oily in the elevator and is now flexing. This I approve of without understanding.

Clothes are coming off... and Janet is singing... this is weird... only the mummyhunk needs to be more... "natural"... everyone else can stay well clothed... please...

The reaidents seem rather... pervy...

Ok... sexual assault...

Ok... that was... cringe...

Mummyhunk seems to be escaping. I wish him luck!

Ugh... more sexual assault...

Janet has found out about Brad, and found the hunk.

So apparently sexual assault has turned Janet horny... I'm just ceinging so hard at everything right now

A new visitor has appeared, this causes drama.

After much shocked namecalling due to surprise reveal of hunk and Janet, but dinner mercifully pulls them out of imminent time loop.

Dinner seems a tense affair, only hunk seems to enjoy meal.

Apparently Jack Black was related to surprise guest... umm... like... pretty sure he dead bro.

And... Jack Black is in the table... desert course came as quite a surprise.

The guests are well and truly trapped, but wheels knows what's up

Guests have received a stony reception

Somehow the statue guests are now more dressed than thsy have been through most of the show...

Apparently getting stoned has made the guests horny

Tranpire seems to be singing and stripteasing...

What's all this fetishist crap? Why am I still watching this?

And now a pool orgy... after a song about fantasizing about being a woman... while the chorus repeats "don't dream it, be it"

This is sick and creepy.

Aliens? have arrived?

Emotional song attempt not cutting it for me. Creep vibes too strong

Oh, good news, aliens are here to the creep!

He's been shot!

Hunk is saddened.

Hunk immune to lazors?

Incorrect assumption Poor naive hunk

And everything has been beamed away by the aliens.

Hurray, it's FINALLY over.

Once the "sexual assault, but it turns out that a little sexual assault makes people horny" bs happened, it was all downhill for me.

Did not like the movie, would not watch again, could have done just fine without watching ever.