If you’re 64 right now, you’re not a Gen Xer are you?

I didn’t think so.

So I take umbrage at people laying that bs poll at our feet.

You can’t put 45-64 year olds in a bucket and call that GenX.

I call bullshit.

ATTICA. ATTICA

I didn’t wear Tretorns in 1987 to be disrespected like this

I didn’t side with Tiffany in the Tiffany/Debbie Gibson wars to be treated with this sort of disrespect

I didn’t write down all the lyrics to It Takes Two in my trapper keeper to be dragged on Twitter this way

I didn’t put on hammer pants and do that shuffle dance across the gym floor to be slandered in this manner

I didn’t put a George Michael poster on my wall—you know the one from Faith where he’s got on the sunglasses, leather jacket, and tight jeans —to be scandalized in this fashion