BREAKING: We got a first lost tooth here,
I repeat, the five year old lost a tooth, pretty sure it is ALSO the first tooth he ever got...
Also, what's the Tooth Fairy's going exchange rate these days? Has it kept pace with subway fare and pizza slices or what, genuine answers only please...
The five year old BOUNDED in at 1am with a crisp bill covered in a magical glitter only known to tooth fairies and pharmacies open late on Tuesday evenings. Also included: a receipt of sale filled out in a cursive that looks NOTHING like @Vamnit's handwriting.
Thank you all. ❤️
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