since 2015 ive been obsessed w the most fascinating, chillingly strange man on the internet, and after 5 years, we finally made contact: a cursed thread

so its 2015, im a senior in high school, and i first encounter w****** b*** through my best friend izzy. izzys mom owns a gym/fitness club, and at the time she was looking to hire a new trainer to work for her. one of the candidates? mr. b*** so naturally they look him up on fb.

right away something is off about this guy, like just odd vibes.

all the captions on his photos are weirdly intense and angry. he writes extensively about the mormon church, mind control, and gets especially heated about female obesity in america. like this dude is a trainer and he hates fat women loudly on the internet?? just weird vibes.

not only that, but we notice his profile is full of these strange drawings of himself. like clearly he does them himself? we also start noticing that he draws pictures of this singular reappearing woman.

at this point this dude is not getting the job, but we’re all just so curious because he seems so bizarre. most of all we wanted to know, who is the woman in the photos? enter: h****** p*****.

so he tags her in some but not all of the photos, but she never interacts with his posts at all, so we’re like, who is she? girlfriend? so we go to visit her profile.

she seems like, u know, a normal person, not preachy or angry the way mr. b*** is. then we start to notice a similarity that truly knocked me off my damn FEET.

so it becomes immediately clear that mr. b*** is absolutely a stalker. like 100% a full on stalker, stealing this womans photos and drawing himself into a new reality in which they have some imagined relationship.

there were SOO many more of these comparison photos but tragically i lost the screenshots years ago. but i’m talking dozens of replica drawings where he steals a photo from her profile and inserts himself into the drawings. he also had a bunch of detailed drawings of her vagina

so we’re like, does this girl know this is happening? that this dude is drawing pictures of her genitalia and posting them on the internet? so izzy and her mom decide to reach out to h****** to see if she needs help

it turns out yes, he’s been harassing her for a while now, and she had him blocked so she didn’t know this was happening. izzy and her mom got in touch with the girl’s lawyer and helped send screenshots and evidence for them to take action.

but then..... for a while things calmed down. we didn’t hear from her anymore, it seemed like h****** had things under control with her lawyer and people were ready to move on. but ME? ive been keeping tabs on him ever since.

mr. b*** is a licensed personal trainer. he has a vast collection of youtube videos about exercise, fitness, and health; he offers one-on-one training as well as group classes. and he seems to have like, a decent number of clients. like???????

he posts tons of these spooky silent videos of him doing stretches and exercises, and demonstrating healthy recipes such as plain kale and boiled ground turkey

but of course what i’m really interested in is his love life. and sure enough, he’s moved on from h****** to a few other blonde white women named k****** and w****** and he also seems to be developing his photoshop skills:

so, for the past 5 years i’ve just been quietly checking up on him, and to be honest, mr. b*** has kept things pretty tame online. recently he shared this deranged story about dolphins saving him from a riptide, and this picture of a “note” from his “girlfriend”

both of which are obviously 100% fake, but like otherwise, not really any more dangerous stalker activity? so im like... ok king? maybe he got help? someone taught him photoshop at least

but the other day i was on his profile checking up on him as one does, and idk what happened but i just couldnt HELP MYSELFFFFFF

LIEK AKDGDHALASHD WHAT WAS I DOING???? “i rly like the drawings on ur profile mr b**** ” AND THEN HE FUCKING CALLED ME????? i flipped out

so...........im blocked... and obviously........... now the question becomes......... who......... who is the real stalker in this situation?

all i can say is... i guess... dont meet ur heroes the end