How to suck your own dick. A thread:
Be Thin.
It's much easier to reach your dick if you don't have a big belly in the way. Dick size, however, doesn't matter all that much. If you are overweight, you most likely will not be able to suck your own dick.
Loosen Up.
An advanced appreciation of downward dog isn't necessary, but the importance of stretching—especially the neck- cannot be stressed enough. Don't only strech on the day of your big try, but spend a week really seeing how far you can stretch your torso and neck.
Get Hard.
This step is straightforward. The harder you are, the longer your dick is. The longer the dick is – the easier to reach it.
Overall, my suggestion would be to not play with yourself or your partner for at least a couple of days before you suck your own dick. -
This way you’ll build-up your excitement and get a harder dick to start with. To lengthen your erection and keep it for as long as possible, you can also consider getting a cock ring.
Find a Position.
This is the last step. The two recommended positions for maximum comfort are sitting down and laying down. When in position, you can start!
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