obey me characters reacting to you farting on their face: a thread

lucifer: what did you just attempted to do, human? do you have a care of who you're messing with? ... fine, stop looking at me with those eyes. *farts back*

mammon: W-WOAH!! ARE YA OUTTA YOUR MIND!? why did you do that!? ugh, i reek of your smell... n-now that i think of it, will u lemme bottle that smell up?? I- I DIDNT OFFERED IT BECAUSE I WANT IT ON ME!! it's just that, i can make money out of it, ya know...

leviathan: S-STUPID NORMIE!! DID YOU REALLY THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE THIS SMELL!? w-wait, stop, dont go! i- i didnt mean it like that... just... warn me before you do something like this, okay!? i-i dont mind you doing it again...

satan: o-oh. i knew humans were able to produce gas in their system, but... ive read it somewhere that it's an act that you only share with someone you deeply trust. do you really trust me that much, mc? i admit, the smell is really attractive... it makes me feel things...

asmo: mmmh, mc, this smell is so intoxicating, i just cant stop smelling it... will you let me see how you produce it? how you release that godly smell from your cute little butt? you really are amazing, mc!..

beelzebub: oh, mc... you... did you ate lasagna at dinner? i can smell that you also drank soda... the smell is so strong, i can almost taste it. will you let me smell it more? im getting hungrier...

belphie: mc..! you woke me up. whats that smell? is it coming from you? *sniffs until he finds the source* oh, it's coming from your butt. what, did you had an accident? haha, i never knew human poops smelled this good.

diavolo: oh my, mc! this smell is so delicious! i didnt knew human farts were this good. would you be okay with me making a brand that sells this smell? it is so magnificent i just want to swim in it!

barbatos:... sometimes i reconsider my choices in life, like letting lord diavolo make an exchange student program.

solomon: woah, mc. why does your fart smell better than most humans? is it because of a spell? i would be glad if you teached me your ways.

simeon: even if its a sin to be effected from a smell this much.. i just cant help but want to smell it more... mc, how do you sleep at night, knowing you tempted an angel like me?