Edward has 2 medical degrees and really goes, "oh crap i forgot humans had to eat" at least three times

he also notes that even though he has 2 doctorates in medicine that he's never actually worked with a patient and I have to ask like, what medical school did this goofball go to is his degree from like 1940

this dang vampire bemoans in the year 2005 that there is nothing he could learn in high school biology because he already has medical degrees but the human genome project was only completed in 2003

does edward keep up with the literature