phantom thieves play among us is a concept i am now obsessed with because it would be such a fucking disaster. nobody trusts akechi even when he's telling the truth. ren lies through his teeth and is trusted every single time. ryuji accuses everybody at random, loudly
akechi: i literally watched ren stab ryuji in the face right in front of my eyes. the body flopped over two steps from me
ren: no i didnt
futaba: stop fucking lying akechi
ren: no i didnt
futaba: stop fucking lying akechi
ryuji: i don't know who the imposter is i was in the vents
everyone:
makoto: ryuji
futaba: no, no. ryuji tell us more
everyone:
makoto: ryuji
futaba: no, no. ryuji tell us more
akechi: okay, let's collect what we know
futaba: i vote we throw akechi into space
(they throw akechi into space)
akechi: i didnt fucking do anything?????
futaba: yeah we know
futaba: i vote we throw akechi into space
(they throw akechi into space)
akechi: i didnt fucking do anything?????
futaba: yeah we know
ann, to herself: oh man. oh man. i don't know where anyone is. where's ren. i owe him a stab back. im gonna stab ren
ryuji: (unmutes) ann your mic is on
ryuji: (unmutes) ann your mic is on
goro: (reports a body)
fox: okay, who is near the body
ryuji: I BET EFFIN AKECHI IS
goro: yes, i reported it
ryuji: SO YOU ADMIT IT?
goro: no i didn't do it
ryuji: INTERESTING. then how do you know they're dead
goro: because it's in FRONT of me and it's DEAD
ryuji: SUSPICIOUS
fox: okay, who is near the body
ryuji: I BET EFFIN AKECHI IS
goro: yes, i reported it
ryuji: SO YOU ADMIT IT?
goro: no i didn't do it
ryuji: INTERESTING. then how do you know they're dead
goro: because it's in FRONT of me and it's DEAD
ryuji: SUSPICIOUS
"why is yusuke the only one with a codename" because im stupid shut up