PROBLEMATIC ZAMBIAN MEN AS LUSAKA BUS CONDUCTORS: DATING EDITION

Ladies (and gents), if you are in any one of these buses, selukani chabe.

A Thread.

1. The one who insults you for getting on another bus after telling him that you weren't getting on his bus the one who calls you names after telling him you're not interested in him

2. The one who said they're going to Avondale and leaves you pa Chelstone last bus stop at 21hrs the one you've dated for 3 years only to see him pa Best Weddings and Kitchen Parties in Zambia

3.The one who shouts at you for not having changed money at 6am the one who complains about you being 'bougie' and 'demanding' for going to fancy places which btw, you already can afford to take yourself to

4. The one who drove the bus out of the station, only for the real driver to show up and take over from him the one who flexes with his parents' house, car and money

5. The one who ignores you when you ask for your change the one who claims they're a bad texter but are somehow always online

6. The one who drops you off 2 stops away from the station in the rain the one who dumps you after any argument

7. The one who picks you up pa Arthur Wina en route to town, but passes through Chilenge, doubles back to Bauleni, detours to Libala south the one who keeps you in the talking stage for 18 months

8. The one who makes you sit pa bondix and still wants you to pay full fare the one who claims they don't believe in gifts, never take you out, no flowers, claim birthdays are a capitalist fraud etc. But want you to do all girlfriend duties

9. The one who picks you up where there is no 'station' but refuses to drop you off until they find a station the one who talks to other women but catches feelings when you talk to other men

10. The one who changes his mind mid-trip and "sells" you to another bus the one who ghosts after 3 months of going steady