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1/ Spicy Chicken McNuggets. it’s the 
for me
for me
2/ too much? too little? no matter how you feel about an extra kick we got you with Spicesurance
basically, you get Chicken McNuggets (6pc spicy or classic) as insurance for swimming out to spicier waters
ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴ 9/16 ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ Aᴘᴘ
basically, you get Chicken McNuggets (6pc spicy or classic) as insurance for swimming out to spicier waters
ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴ 9/16 ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ Aᴘᴘ
3/ now there is some fine print with this policy. @spiceadams knows... and now you will too
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...it's a lot. but here's some of the fun ones
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...it's a lot. but here's some of the fun ones
5/ Spicesurance may only be redeemed once on 9/16
if you find yourself attemptin to use Spicesurance more than once please ask yourself. what am i tryna do here? didn’t i learn the 1st time? do i think @mcdonalds was born yesterday? was I born yesterday? if so, how can I tweet?
if you find yourself attemptin to use Spicesurance more than once please ask yourself. what am i tryna do here? didn’t i learn the 1st time? do i think @mcdonalds was born yesterday? was I born yesterday? if so, how can I tweet?
6/ you may be referred to as one of the following
take it away, @spiceadams
take it away, @spiceadams
7/ Spicesurance is null and void if Spicy Chicken McNuggets are eaten during distracting activities like scubadiving...aka “scubaspicing”
8/ how to react to Spicy Chicken McNuggets?
the spiceseeker reserves the right to express their reaction however they choose. including, but not limited to: yips, whoops, slow clapping, fast clapping, middle-velocity clapping, lookin to a friend like
but you tell us
the spiceseeker reserves the right to express their reaction however they choose. including, but not limited to: yips, whoops, slow clapping, fast clapping, middle-velocity clapping, lookin to a friend like
but you tell us
9/ by reading this Spicesurance fine print, you agree that when trying Spicy Chicken McNuggets…mentally you’re here
10/ by 
redeeming Spicesurance, the buyer grants me bragging rights for getting you to try Spicy Chicken McNuggets
redeeming Spicesurance, the buyer grants me bragging rights for getting you to try Spicy Chicken McNuggets
11/ in the event that you drop your Spicy Chicken McNuggets in a pile of fall leaves, Spicesurance is not liable for replacement
your best bet is to find it below
your best bet is to find it below
12/ EXPORT LAW CONTROL: aka sharing your Spicy Chicken McNuggets on social if you have the overpowering urge to
video footage is permitted in these acceptable formats: .mpeg, .mov, .wmv, .qt (cutie), .flv (flavor), .swf, .264, .265, .avi, .”AAAAY”vi
video footage is permitted in these acceptable formats: .mpeg, .mov, .wmv, .qt (cutie), .flv (flavor), .swf, .264, .265, .avi, .”AAAAY”vi
13/ there's no denial of use for spiceseekers who eat their Spicy Chicken McNuggets alone. nothin' to be ashamed of. no host will repeat “table for 1?” even tho you JUST SAID “table for 1” 
you are out and need food. you're not lonely. just alone. and hungry. this is fine
you are out and need food. you're not lonely. just alone. and hungry. this is fine
14/ preferred dipping sauce w/ your Spicy Chicken McNuggets is a non-issue select the one that applies best 
15/ NON-NON DISCLOSURE CLAUSE: you can tell ANYONE about Spicesurance. and if you reply with your glowing review of Spicy Chicken McNuggets right here you get Spicesurance for one day
...on 9/16
...on 9/16
