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1/ Spicy Chicken McNuggets. it’s the 
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2/ too much? too little? no matter how you feel about an extra kick we got you with Spicesurance
basically, you get Chicken McNuggets (6pc spicy or classic) as insurance for swimming out to spicier waters
ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴ 9/16 ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ Aᴘᴘ
basically, you get Chicken McNuggets (6pc spicy or classic) as insurance for swimming out to spicier waters
ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴ 9/16 ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ Aᴘᴘ
3/ now there is some fine print with this policy. @spiceadams knows... and now you will too
5/ Spicesurance may only be redeemed once on 9/16
if you find yourself attemptin to use Spicesurance more than once please ask yourself. what am i tryna do here? didn’t i learn the 1st time? do i think @mcdonalds was born yesterday? was I born yesterday? if so, how can I tweet?
if you find yourself attemptin to use Spicesurance more than once please ask yourself. what am i tryna do here? didn’t i learn the 1st time? do i think @mcdonalds was born yesterday? was I born yesterday? if so, how can I tweet?
6/ you may be referred to as one of the following
take it away, @spiceadams
take it away, @spiceadams
7/ Spicesurance is null and void if Spicy Chicken McNuggets are eaten during distracting activities like scubadiving...aka “scubaspicing”
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8/ how to react to Spicy Chicken McNuggets?
the spiceseeker reserves the right to express their reaction however they choose. including, but not limited to: yips, whoops, slow clapping, fast clapping, middle-velocity clapping, lookin to a friend likehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😮" title="Gesicht mit offenem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit offenem Mund">
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the spiceseeker reserves the right to express their reaction however they choose. including, but not limited to: yips, whoops, slow clapping, fast clapping, middle-velocity clapping, lookin to a friend like
but you tell us
9/ by reading this Spicesurance fine print, you agree that when trying Spicy Chicken McNuggets…mentally you’re here
10/ by https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> redeeming https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> Spicesurance, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> the https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> buyer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> grants https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> bragging https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> rights https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> for https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> getting https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> to https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> try https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> Spicy Chicken McNuggets https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen">
11/ in the event that you drop your Spicy Chicken McNuggets in a pile of fall leaves, Spicesurance is not liable for replacement
your best bet is to find it below
your best bet is to find it below
12/ EXPORT LAW CONTROL: aka sharing your Spicy Chicken McNuggets on social if you have the overpowering urge to
video footage is permitted in these acceptable formats: .mpeg, .mov, .wmv, .qt (cutie), .flv (flavor), .swf, .264, .265, .avi, .”AAAAY”vi
video footage is permitted in these acceptable formats: .mpeg, .mov, .wmv, .qt (cutie), .flv (flavor), .swf, .264, .265, .avi, .”AAAAY”vi
13/ there& #39;s no denial of use for spiceseekers who eat their Spicy Chicken McNuggets alone. nothin& #39; to be ashamed of. no host will repeat “table for 1?” even tho you JUST SAID “table for 1” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht"> you are out and need food. you& #39;re not lonely. just alone. and hungry. this is fine
14/ preferred dipping sauce w/ your Spicy Chicken McNuggets is a non-issue select the one that applies best https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✅" title="Fettes weißes Häkchen" aria-label="Emoji: Fettes weißes Häkchen">
15/ NON-NON DISCLOSURE CLAUSE: you can tell ANYONE about Spicesurance. and if you reply with your glowing review of Spicy Chicken McNuggets right here you get Spicesurance for one day
...on 9/16
...on 9/16
