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Inspired by this, I’ve spent the last hour trying to match WAP lyrics to their star sign
Obviously the whole song is big scorpio energy but there is still something for everyone else.
LETS GO
https://twitter.com/ghardstark/status/1305658400965967875
Obviously the whole song is big scorpio energy but there is still something for everyone else.
LETS GO
https://twitter.com/ghardstark/status/1305658400965967875
“I could make you bust before I ever meet ya”
Obvious Aries vibes here, with them constantly rushing and diving headfirst. Time is of the essence people! We ain’t taking it slow and steady here
Obvious Aries vibes here, with them constantly rushing and diving headfirst. Time is of the essence people! We ain’t taking it slow and steady here
“Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating”
Clear Taurus energy here- all that macho testosterone coming through. A line for the Taurus crowd and any 19 year old lad wankered after a night at Pryzm
Clear Taurus energy here- all that macho testosterone coming through. A line for the Taurus crowd and any 19 year old lad wankered after a night at Pryzm
“Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating”
The clear choice for any Gemini, gotta keep that man on his toes using every personality and accessory in your repertoire
The clear choice for any Gemini, gotta keep that man on his toes using every personality and accessory in your repertoire
“Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in”
Nothing pleases a Cancer more than some deep emotional crap mid sex sesh.
Not saying Cancers are good in bed, but they do love that pseudo-religious intensity, so this line is for them
Nothing pleases a Cancer more than some deep emotional crap mid sex sesh.
Not saying Cancers are good in bed, but they do love that pseudo-religious intensity, so this line is for them
“In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya”
As a biologist, I couldn’t miss associating this line with an apex predator and thus this is the clear line for all the Leos out there
As a biologist, I couldn’t miss associating this line with an apex predator and thus this is the clear line for all the Leos out there
“Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet ass pussy”
For the Virgos who are pragmatics and also got their bills to pay. Gotta be strategic with that dick people
On this wet ass pussy”
For the Virgos who are pragmatics and also got their bills to pay. Gotta be strategic with that dick people
“Hop on top, I wanna ride, I do a kegel while it's inside”
Getting strong Libra vibes just cause it can sometimes require a lot of balance when you’re on top
Getting strong Libra vibes just cause it can sometimes require a lot of balance when you’re on top
“If it don't hang, then he can't bang,
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain”
Scorpios are spoiled for choice as WAP is THE official Scorpio anthem, but this is the quintessential lyric for the sex obsessed, emotionally stunted star sign
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain”
Scorpios are spoiled for choice as WAP is THE official Scorpio anthem, but this is the quintessential lyric for the sex obsessed, emotionally stunted star sign
“I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm bout to be”
This one is for the constantly wandering Sagittarius, who even if they wanted to tell him where they are off to, rarely have any idea themselves
This one is for the constantly wandering Sagittarius, who even if they wanted to tell him where they are off to, rarely have any idea themselves
“Ask for a car while you ride that dick”
Clear Capricorn vibes for those who like to kill two birds with one stone and pride themselves in their efficiency
Clear Capricorn vibes for those who like to kill two birds with one stone and pride themselves in their efficiency
“Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker/ I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker”
Aquarius vibes here, the obvious line for the hippy free thinkers of the zodiac
Aquarius vibes here, the obvious line for the hippy free thinkers of the zodiac
“Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive”
And finally, this is for our Pisces people, who like a deep emotional connection, but also as the fish sign appreciate a good swimming metaphor
This pussy is wet, come take a dive”
And finally, this is for our Pisces people, who like a deep emotional connection, but also as the fish sign appreciate a good swimming metaphor
So yep, this thread is the most productive thing I’ve done all day and I will now be go back to sleep for another 15 hours.
Hope you all appreciate my hard work and clear dedication to astrology/ the lyrical genius that is “WAP”
Hope you all appreciate my hard work and clear dedication to astrology/ the lyrical genius that is “WAP”
