Yesterday, I stopped by the Chevy dealership for a look at the new 2021 Silverado pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive to sense that "new feel" before they become extinct...
The salesman, who was wearing a Biden lapel pin, sat in the passenger seat going over all

its "wonderful" options, and the seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Just to mess with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Unable to hide his

anger, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained, "If it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round."
I had to walk back to the dealership.