Girls are complete scums and I can’t even hold these words back. I wanted to keep calm knowing I have an emotional girlfriend but since she texted my woman. It’s better I talk. I’ve never cheated in my life and I am sorry baby if I broke your heart in any way.

[A THREAD]
Last week, this lady(Seun) slid into my DM with talks of how she loves me amongst most influencers. I said “Thank you” and that was it. Till few days back, I was at an house party at Paulo’s place(which I told you about babe).

She was there! She and her friends tweaked the
devil’s basket till I kissed and sucked her boobs which they had on camera. I am not even a boobs guy. I was drunk, so after, we pulled up in ride and I went clubbing. Yes, true! We kissed a couple of times and I think my fingers did I few.

We popped a few bottles and after,
My transfer hung and I couldn’t pay.
I think this was what got her pissed to send those dirty videos to you.

I was getting embarrassed by the bouncers. I was drunk ASF. I never thought she could leave me there like that. I’d never choose anyone over you babe!
I was stranded at 4.A.M with bills. Thank God for @Gmoney_ng , I sharperly borrowed money from them, no collateral or paper work needed! In minutes, I got the money for drinks and paid.

I can’t believe she would leave me like that. The thing about
@Gmoney_ng is,
All this didn’t happen babe, I just had to tell people of how fast and effective Gmoney is for emergency funds. I love you baby, you know. The whole world doesn’t have to know❤️💃🏿

#Gmoney #Gmoney_ng
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