t-pain while his partner drops acid: i’m in love with a tripper
t-pain when his partner has the highest sale on Discogs: I’m in love with a flipper
t-pain when his partner plays professional basketball in la: I’m in love with a clipper
alternatively, t-pain when his partner has a shitty microphone: I’m in love with a clipper
t-pain when his partner pays servers well: I’m in love with a tipper
t-pain when his partner is England’s most notorious serial killer: I’m in love with a ripper
alternatively, t-pain when his partner has a lot of gas: I’m in love with a ripper
t-pain when his partner gets a coffee: I’m in love with a sipper
t-pain when his partner gets a side of sauce: I’m in love with a dipper
t-pain when his partner is into gardening: i’m in love with a snipper
t-pain when his partner is iced out: i’m in love with a dripper
t-pain when his partner can’t lay off the nitrous: I’m in love with a whipper
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