Oh this one.....

P'Hugo:
Wanted to be a canned coffee, so that I can be the number one in your heart** #ล้านเจ็ดขอมุกเด็ดจีบพี่กลัฟ

Not gonna be fierce anymore, let's be on cute mode instead

**Long thread is coming. Your head might hurt ** https://twitter.com/hugothamsat/status/1305690671785766913

From pic... (1)

P'H: Practice your jokes/lines before hand na

G: *word jokes* Snooker? Don't want to stab/strike (the balls) ...
cuz it'll burn my hands 5555555

P'H: Practice the jokes and snooker? ...
Oh ho, I'm distressed 555555
#ล้านเจ็ดขอมุกเด็ดจีบพี่กลัฟ

(2)
P'H: So bored with Nam Prik Lhong Ruea (name of a type of Thai chilli paste), want to take hospital saline IV instead ... I want a gangster joke like this 555

G: Something like ... my body wants "red solution", krub? 55

#ล้านเจ็ดขอมุกเด็ดจีบพี่กลัฟ

(3)
P'H: That's a good one ...

Don't be sour** like mango or you'll fall to the ground like Ta-Leu (Name of a person)

**Explanation to every line of their conversation is in the tweet thread below**

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Firts of all the hash tag means "1.7M need great jokes/pick up lines to flirt with Gulf"

** the phrase "จะได้เป็นหนึ่งในใจคุณ" or "that I can be the number one in your heart" is a slogan from one of the canned coffee products in Thailand.

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The phrase "สนุ๊กไม่อยากแทงหรอก... แสบมือ" or "Snooker? Don't want to stab/strike (the balls) ... cuz it'll burn my hands"

is a joke line from a Thai comedy movie, H2-Oh!, said by Na Khom (Gulf's favorite Thai comedian)

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The intention of this joke is like it seems you want to brag about your skills in something, but the thing is you suck at it.

Hence, "Snooker? Don't want to stab/strike (the balls)" sounds like... oh you're too good with it to the point you don't want to play it

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But the line "cuz it'll burn my hands" ruins the expectation with some silly reasons

That's how this type of Thai jokes works.

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Now, the line "Practice the jokes and snooker?" from P'Hugo...

P'Hugo didn't expect Gulf to make another type of Thai jokes which link to the one he just played.

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This type of Thai jokes refer to saying the word with the similar sound, but it's entirely different words leading to different situation to the original matter of the conversation.

In this case, it's "มุข (Mook)" and "สนุ๊ก (Snook)". You see both have "-ook" sound

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Gulf literally changed the subject from "practicing jokes (mook)" to "playing snooker (snook)" using a popular joke line from a movie said by his favorite comedian.

As you can see, the word "mook" and "snook" rhymed.

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That's why P'Hugo said "Practice the jokes and snooker?" refer to like he didn't expect that Gulf would play the similar sound word joke and was like how on Earth did you connect them together

Confusing, isn't it? 55555

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For the next line, "So bored with Nam Prik Lhong Ruea, want to take hospital saline IV instead"

It's a joke that brag how badass you are, like a gangster. Like you can say anything unrealistic and over-exaggerating

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For the next phrase from Gulf, "My body wants the 'red solution'"

is the same brag jokes like the one P'Hugo said. The "red solution" is a common term said by Thai people which refers to a medicine, "merbromin solution" (pic attached).

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"Don't be sour** like mango or you'll fall to the ground like Ta-Leu"

**เปรี้ยว (Preuaw) mainly means "sour taste", but it's also a slang means "showing off too much/too outstanding (in a bad way)"

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ตาลือ (Ta-Leu) is an exorcism doctor who became viral as the internet meme because while he was on a ghost hunt in abandoned building, he accidentally fell through the rotting building floor. And his apprentice shouted out for help. (clip: )

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So, the joke lines "Don't be sour like mango or you'll fall to the ground like Ta-Leu" means "don't show off too much or you'll fall to the ground unexpectedly like Ta-Leu"

That's all the explanation. Hope it helps you guys understanding the jokes.