There& #39;s been a giant spider that shows up across the room from me every time I sit down to stream and it finally jump scared me while I was going down the stairs and was at eye level on the wall when I turned.
Good news: I managed to fight it and win after a lot of yelling and destroying a card box.

Bad news: I came back and there was a smaller spider in its place. A mercenary was sent to exact revenge OR it has already reincarnated and I am already dead.
HEY UPDATE I WOKE UP AND ROLLED OVER AND AN EVEN BIGGER ONE IS IN MY ROOM DJFLSKSLS
Oh no I forgot about the spider.
Wails
Wait I have swiffer
I& #39;m trying to scare it out of the room because it& #39;s fine literally anywhere else and now it& #39;s ATTACKING

PLEASE
YOU& #39;RE BIG ENOUGH TO HEAR YOUR FEET NO
DEFEATED WITH OFF BRAND SWIFFER

DUMPED OUTSIDE AS A POSSUM SNACK
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