There's been a giant spider that shows up across the room from me every time I sit down to stream and it finally jump scared me while I was going down the stairs and was at eye level on the wall when I turned.

Good news: I managed to fight it and win after a lot of yelling and destroying a card box.

Bad news: I came back and there was a smaller spider in its place. A mercenary was sent to exact revenge OR it has already reincarnated and I am already dead.

HEY UPDATE I WOKE UP AND ROLLED OVER AND AN EVEN BIGGER ONE IS IN MY ROOM DJFLSKSLS

Oh no I forgot about the spider.

Wails

Wait I have swiffer

I'm trying to scare it out of the room because it's fine literally anywhere else and now it's ATTACKING

PLEASE

YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH TO HEAR YOUR FEET NO

DEFEATED WITH OFF BRAND SWIFFER

DUMPED OUTSIDE AS A POSSUM SNACK