Thread of yoruba men from each state, their pros and cons.

Pick your poison wisely.

1. Ekiti
2. Ogun
3. Ondo
4. Osun
5. Oyo
6. Lagos
7. Kwara
1. Ekiti men are the creme de la creme of the yoruba men. They are elite(smart, enlightened, fashionable and fine). If you are choosing an Ekiti man, know you are choosing premium, I mean if he can pound yam, that is also a win for you.
Problem is, they know all of these, hence the pride and stubbornness. They are good lovers that will embarrass you in turn cause, they live to break hearts.

Either way, strong 7.5/10.

I recommend.
2. Ogun men are the second on this list cause they follow Ekiti closely. Elite men who will take care of you, they can use their life savings to drink and throw party, go broke in the process, get back on their feet and throw another party for successful comeback.
Lowkey manwhores tho, but when they choose you, they go to the end

6/10, I strongly recommend.
3. Ondo men are honestly beautiful men with a charisma that matches their gait. These ones just want to be stubborn, love their women and try not to be a Timini to 2 molebis. A lot of them are educated and suave too.

Problem is, they can love 2 of you at the same time
...and defend it with the whole of their heart.

Now, can you share? If yes, I recommend

5.5/10
4. Osun men just want to live, be fine, find more knowledge, take care of you while they refer to their side chicks as "family friends"
These ones will use attention to wake you up and know you so well until you feel like they know more about you than you do.
In the end, they will leave you but you can be sure that they will come back if you are the one. Albeit, after they have priced their market through like 5 stores.

If you don't mind, 5/10 I recommend
5. Oyo men are lowkey elite but their lies and deceits are way too much to overlook. Oyo men(especially Ibadan) just want to lie to you, confess love to like 5 of you at the same time, boast about how well they can love you while not doing anything.
They can rely heavily on you for their own self care, so you have to consider being a nanny as a person dating an Oyo man.

4/10 is what I recommend.
6. Lagos men are the finest of them, they are the ones who will take you to live lavida loca, they are the ones who will squander their last kobo to take care of you, the ones who will make sure you are okay.

But of course, they are the spoilt ones, mummy's boys and chronic ..
Cheats. You can find your Lagos BF on another woman and he'll tell you, "it's not what you are thinking"

These ones can ghost on you and check in like once a year to see if your mumu still dey.

Lagos stress made it easy for them to lie and cheat...
Deji can be in Bolanle's house and lie to you that he is held up in 3MB traffic.

A solid 3/10
6. The bottom barrel of them all are kwara men. Style, finesse, fine face, them no get. Except lowkey money.

These ones just want to knack their woman anyhow and anytime, spread their legs, eat amala and luru in the morning, compliment you with "O rewa fah"
and eventually marry another wife, then the next and the next.

One wife no dey do them. So, do you mind being iyale or iyawo? If not, May God be with you.

2/10 is the rating here.
Whatever you do, Avoid Ilorin, Ibadan and Kwara men specifically.
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