someone please tell the men of tinder that fishing, football, smoking, drinking and driving aren’t personality traits!!!

if I see one more man with the same weak hair cut or a bio like “shit hair cracking personality” I’m about to lose it

look guys, he actually listens and treats you with respect. I believe him.

wait no, “some” respect. He treats you with “some respect”

women on tinder: use a carefully curated selection of images convincing you they are an ethereal being
men on tinder: a pic of a group of 5 lads who all look the same

NOT ME WRITING THIS THREAD AND GOING BACK ON TINDER TO SEE THAT A GUY HAS USED A PHOTO OF HIMSELF ON THE TOILET

me: writes this thread
me, upon seeing a (likely) unwashed specimen who sk*tes, plays a musical instrument or has a cig dangling out of their mouth (despite my general dislike of sm*king) on tinder