"Several Tory MP got in touch with me today to question on what planet that was a real priority for Cabinet minister. You can have Christmas with your grandparents after all - just make sure you all go on a pheasant shoot on a country estate."
Now that's what I call service. When Gove is thrown out of politics, he can always get a job as a doorman at Harrods
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