Here’s a thread of kpop questions my students stay back after class to ask me instead of asking about the actual subject I teach. I will continue to update this.

Student: what is LMM?
Me: a masterpiece
Student: ?
Me: it’s one of the bsides on Hwasa’s new album
Student: why is it getting an mv?
Me: because Hwasa deserves it
Student: oh

Student: Are you going to buy Itzy’s lightstick?
Me: no. Also it’s not really a stick.
Student: oh that’s true. I’m going to buy it.

Student: Have you heard skz new song?
Me: yes
Student: did you like it?
Me: yes, but I prefer God’s Menu
Student: oh *sad face*

Student: would you like to see my collection of Twice photo cards?
Me: ok but if you try and play with them during class I will confiscate them and put them in my own photo card album
Student: ...

Student: who is your itzy bias?
Me: Ryujin. Who’s yours?
Student: Lia
Me: Good.

Student: who do you stan?
Me: all the RBW groups
Student: what’s that?
Me: I’m disappointed in you

Student: what did you think of HYLT?
Me: it’s catchy but very similar to previous songs
Student: IKR! but #Blackpinkforever

Student: who do you think is better? Twice or BP?
Me: let me show you something called the Immortal Songs medley..

Oh yes, all the students above are 13-14 year old boys.