My dog just creeped me out so bad, i can’t even explain it. I’m scarred for life lmao
Like I’m sitting here watching tv and my puppy is humping his bed as he does some times.

Out of no where my puppy’s penis went from a centimeter to 3 inches, red, and mad hard pause.

No one warned me about this. I screamed for 10 minutes.
My soul almost left my body. The vet on the phone told me to get him KY jelly.

I was like WHAT. FAM.

As soon as i accepted that idea, it went back down. Years off of my life are gone.
One of the scariest parts was that while i was on the phone with the vet, man’s kept licking his new piece. I was so scared he was gonna eat it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
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