Watching Les Mis for the first time today. Thought about live tweeting it but like, the timeline is sad enough tbh. Be back later.

Wait, okay, but, Anne hatheway better not be about to die...

I actually don’t think I wanna process this alone lmao. Some of these bitches need their ass beat.

Yo. Javert is the worst kind of class traitor. He gets the fucking wall.

Also, I’m inspired by these sex workers doing everything they need to fucking survive. Don’t like how they pressured Anne. But like, that’s all real.

Who is this guy singing and stealing things? Like i know that he’s Cosette’s shitty Foster dad. But like, does he run this bar? Wait, yes it seems like he does run this awful as tavern.

Of course this whole song is about him being a fucking landlord. Fuck landlords.

Ugh. Cosette is a sweet little baby.

Wait, she did die?!?! Anne Hathaway fucking died?? Wtf no way.

Okay I’m mad about so many things. I’m mad about how much they hyped up Anne Hathaway being in this movie for her to die this early. Also, these foster parents really do remind me of some of my friends shitty, traumatic experiences in foster care. And I’m just like, angry.

Okay, but like, what is jean valjeans plan?? He just promised this woman to take care of her child, and then went and announced that he’s been running from parole for years. And then fought a cop. Then bribed some people for a kid. And like, NOW WHAT. he’s being hunted. W/ a kid.

Ahh, look, I was right. Now they’re about to go through their own cops checkpoint at their own city.

Running on foot, with a child, from someone on horseback. Okay.

If he dont just kill this cop already. Javerts gotta go.

Of course the guy who’s life he saved is the one who can’t grant them sanctuary in this church. Like, duh.

Literally I didn’t know this plot was going to center so much around this allegedly christian cop trying to hunt down a man who stole a bit of bread. I don’t wanna hear him sing about his colonizer frame of mind.

I actually have to admit, I know les mis has a lady in a tavern who’s like helping inspire the poor? I guess I think is better. But like, I literally don’t know anything about this movie outside of France, struggle, and it’s a musical.

I gotta start googling shit I’m gonna watch. Cause like know I need to know what happens to cosette but maybe I coulda just googled that yknow?

Wait who is this kid? I love him. “There was a time we killed the king”

I wanna start just giving speeches in parks like this. I don’t wanna organize anymore. I just wanna give educational rants in the streets and rile people up while educating folks.

This is so predictable. A white man giving libations on the struggles of the poor when he comes from big money and he’s actually just too proud to suck it up and fucking redistribute funds quietly. He gotta be up front. So mad about being born rich.

Ugh and he’s passing up this hella cute flirt for this blonde.

Wait is the blonde Cosette??? How long has it been?

Ughhhhhhhhh. Ughhhhh. Javert is such garbage.

Wait, Eponine is the little girl who grew up with that shitty landlord as a father???

“Is this simply a game for a rich young boy to play?” Oof. 100%. people with wealth really don’t understand the struggles of the poor. Comfortability really blinds people to the weight and despair in the struggles of the poor on a day to day basis. And ignorance is bliss truly.

“From the candles of grief we will kindle our flame.”

All this trauma. All these willful murders by the state. So many people in the movement living out of spite & I’ll be honest in saying it fuels me. I intentionally fight to make room for joy & relaxation. But fury drives me.

I just realized grown up cosette is played by that blonde actor from mamma Mia. Which makes sense, because, musicals. But also, there’s gotta be way more actors who can sing than whom they hire for all these big budget musical films. Like, the repetition.

Ugh this rich white boy lusting after the most Aryan girl in the film who literally is far more comfortable than the poor folks that he’s cosplaying around with in the movement.

And idgaf if he’s refusing money because of his morals. The fuck. Redistribute wealth you have access to or stfu about any type of socialist/communist world you wanna see. Like, we gotta help each other survive. We can’t afford to have comrades hoarding wealth individually.

Cosette really tryna risk her life for this random ass little rich white boy. Really?? Go to England bitch. Tf.

Ugh and Eponine also pining after this little rich man. Y’all this whole storyline of this love triangle is just screaming toxic monogamy. Stop thinking one person is the person who will be the center of your life. It’s counter dependent as fuck.

I am hella jealous though that they can just meet up at bars and talk about forming ranks and literal war without worrying about the surveillance state spying on them electronically. They have to literally be followed and snuck up on which is a lot easier to nip in the bud.

Alright time for the funeral. And I’m ready for the drama.

I want a revolutionary song that we all know and can sing together on the front lines. This feels good.

(And solidarity forever is some colonizer ass shit dont mention it here because fuck that noise.)

Oh shit they really wasn’t fucking around. They shooting cops and setting up barricades to straight up defend width arms.

Y’all don’t know Javert by face?!?! How? Tf?? What bad security culture and opsec.

Ugh thank god for this fucking kid. Gavroche is a fucking legend.

All of y’all to restrain one fucking cop and you fucked it up and got hit.

Who’s there!?

The French Revolution!

Eponine ran up and got shot? And is just like hiding it? Bitch why? Cause you’re sad he dont love you?

And now she’s just dead. Like, tf.

Y’all can’t love each other. You saw each other once and then spoke for like 3 minutes. Grow tf up.

If he don’t kill Javert I’m about to be furious.

He freed him?? And now this bitch is like “if you let me go beware” and he’s just like yeah pal be free and here’s where you can find me tomorrow.

And then wasted a whole bullet just to cover up his treachery. The fuck. Christians really center so much on trying to live their values that they have no sense of self preservation and it’s pathetic af.

You really trying to hand your fucking daughter off to a man you know she only met up with once in the last 48 hours. Really?? Jean cmon.

Y’all keep telling me to get tissues ready but so far all of these deaths have been avoidable as fuck. And I don’t empathize with white people very well. I got some paper towels nearby from dinner. We’ll see how it goes. But I haven’t gotten teary yet

“We’re the only people left” say what?? I had to rewind for a minute.

Oh, were there other barricades? And they’ve all been abandoned?

Gavroche is really a little ass warrior.

Yo. They killed the baby. Fuck these cops. I’m so mad.

Are all these people about to die? I feel like they all about to die.

They getting shot with whole ass cannons.

Now they fighting with swords. All these people ain’t even letting them in their houses. Marius got fucked up.

Yep. They all dead as fuck. They took out hella soldiers tho it looks like.

Javert gave this dead kid his military pin as if that means shit. Fuck you you punk ass cop.

Alright and now Jean Valjean is trying to save this rich ass little bitch. Of course he’s the only fucking one to survive.

And now of course Javerts right there. Being asked to give mercy. Once again.

Ahh and he didn’t shoot. He dropped his gun.

“The law is not to be mocked.” Uhh, yes it is you little ass bitch. Laws don’t mean shit.

What is happening in the water below the bridge he’s on right now? Like, where those waves coming from?

Did Javert just commit suicide?

And okay, so the rich white boy is alive. Of course. But where tf is Jean Valjean?

(Also, these community members mopping up the blood of their friends & neighbors remind me of something I learned first hand which is that the police dont help clean up after deaths at ppls homes)

Ahh, here’s Jean Valjean. Trailing after cosette and Marius as they sing together. He got his aryan wife & all his friends died. Great.

How come he talks about stealing bread to save his sisters son but we’ve never gotten an update on his sister or her son?? and now he’s just like, hey kid, I did some fucked up shit so take care of my daughter okay stranger.

He bout to straight up about to dip out on his daughter and not even say goodbye? Men really are some self concerned bastards. The audacity.

Okay and now her foster parents showed up to make some money. And now Marius knows that jean saved his life. But like, I’m assuming they got all that fucking money because he went back to his rich ass family right?

Is he just singing about wanting to die because that’s a fucking mood.

Ahh and now the ghost of fantine is here to be like yes you will die and come up here to heaven for me.

And now his kids are here. Is he gonna die in front of them?

Ahh and here’s fantine. He really is about to die in front of them. This whole movie is full of unnecessary shit.

That poor girl. She had such a shitty life. But at least now cosette will never fucking want for anything because her Aryan looks caught her a rich white boy.

Ahhh, so heaven is just a giant revolutionary barricade huh? We don’t even get to rest and relax? We just gonna be in earth 2.0 with all the same colonizer buildings and thrown together furniture?

Alright well it’s over. I haven’t cried. I’m mainly just mad. But if yt people wanna keep giving grace to cops trying to kill them I guess that’s fine. But like, Javert ended up committing suicide anyway and his murder would have been self defense & woulda wasted a lot less time.