Forced to watch The Dark Knight because I've been laughing super hard all week at Nurse Joker vs Harvey Dent.

None of my streaming services had this joint so I had to dust off the blu ray player

When Commissioner Gordon is talking to Batman in the bank vault, do you think Gordon just wants to say "Look... it's just you and me here right now. Can we drop the cartoon shit? We are trying to solve murders and you are doing that voice."

Christopher Nolan will cast him some man candy.

I haven't gotten to it yet but Batman extracting a dude from China is top 10 funny.

When Harvey Dent said "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain" Kobe was like 'I felt that.'

There has to be some kind of 'Comedic Face' requirement to be Gotham crime lord wtf

I love when the Joker calls that dude that got extracted from China out as being a rat that would snitch.

LMFAO he's Bat-mediating a meeting between Harvey Dent and Commissioner Gordon.

Of course Lucius Fox would recommend an extraction technique that the CIA named after Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's 'Sky Hook'

My parents legit walked out of this movie in theaters when the Joker slit Michael Jai White's mouth open.

That's how old and black they are.

I love the extraction man.

Maggie Gyllenhaal's confidence is so high

Mayor of Gotham literally just Eric Garcetti.

Michael Caine is instant jokes.

The Joker's plans in this movie that lead up to him appearing front of people are so gracefully executed and then when he shows up he just goes fucken crazy and starts doing bits lmfao

I like how Bruce Wayne has a supermodel ballerina girlfriend whose whole job is to just rip Batman at every opportunity.

Aaron Eckhart really ripped this 'duality' thang. His downfall is so compelling.

Rachel always smirking at the wrong time. Madam this is serious Harvey Dent just got arrested and taken into custody.

Dude really came into work today like normal and then ended his day saying "What-what is that? A bazooka?"

He really intercepted a bazooka shell with the batmobile.

They tripped a helicopter.

The whole chase set piece is chef's kiss god damn.

The interrogation scene is such a great fundamental expression of what people find compelling about Batman and the Joker's relationship.

Heath's portrayal of the Joker as a very serious anarchist with a well-developed ideology that just so happens to have a twisted sense of humor is so great.

Batman as just a fucken rich ass property protecting cop trying to protect the status quo is very on point too.

Oh my god that 'choice' part is so good.

The look on dude's face when Joker burned his half of the money.

I wish I could do that to somebody.

OMG I'M HERE!!! I made it to the Nurse Joker scene!!! That "RACHEL!!!!!" hits every time!!!

Yo the Joker is wild for this! Half of my man's face is looking like a lamb chop and he is taunting him for daring to have dreams!

Coooooooold blooded.

I didn't realize how ultra black Lucius Fox was being when Batman started using the Amazon Facial Recognition tech on Gotham.

Honestly the Joker aired us all the fuck out in this movie and if we listened to his lessons we wouldn't be sacrificing our most vulnerable and necessary human beings during a pandemic in order to line the pockets of our least vulnerable and least necessary people.

The score to the Nolan Batman Trilogy legit sounds like something Jeezy would rap on.

Batman was ruthless on dogs in this movie my goodness.

The Joker is surprisingly nice with the hands.

I love Moral Compass Deebo.

LMAO Jim Gordon's last plan!

"I'm SORRY!"

There is a lot in this movie that you can criticize but I will never accept the opinion that it isn't a masterpiece.