can’t wait for the fungal hive mind to decompose me and return me to the earth

I swear to fucking god if any of you fuckers put me in a fucking casket I’ll haunt your ass forever

appropriate body disposal options if I die:
- natural burial
- feed me to wild animal directly

ps why can’t the millions of organisms residing in my host flesh help me pay our fucking rent

I’m doing a lecture about fungi morphology in the context of animal health and disease and this thread has made me realise I am due for my next dose of my adhd medicine

there’s some bacteria in the lecture too