how to argue on stan twt: a non-comprehensive guide

need a good comeback?

"[insert artist name] flop"
"[insert artist name] paved their own way"
"give [insert artist name] a chance"
"paper awards"

want to brag about your faves, but you don't have numbers? that's ok!

"[insert artist name] outsold"
"omg [insert artist name] queens"
*insert brand rankings*
*insert fancam*

someone brings facts and data to the table? ignore it! it's not true if you don't want it to be!

feeling a bit glum about someone's achievements? create a burner account and craft a sexual assault story!

male group you don't like dominating the charts? hit 'em with the anti-feminist drafts you have saved!

see one fan you don't like and want to make your point about how they're toxic? generalize the whole fandom!

don't like seeing someone succeed? you make the rules! that achievement is now effectively irrelevant!

want to voice your input on an issue that doesn't concern you? no worries! you're black, korean, muslim, hindu, etc when—you—want to be!

getting radioed for something controversial you said? notes app and "was not my intention" x4!

feeling down when you don't see your numbers going up? flood someone's replies! there's no need to stream your faves' music!

disclaimer: if the shoe fits, it might be yours.