WELCOME TO:
WOULD YOU RATHER! THE EXTREMELY DIFFICULT HARRIES GAME SHOW.
PLAY.... AT YOUR OWN RISK

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let’s start easy!
1. would you rather:
only listen to hs1 for the rest of your life?
only listen to fine line for the rest of your life?
2. would you rather:
only meet harry once at a barricade and get to hold his hand?

be harrys cleaning lady for a week but NEVER get any typa action.

and I see y’all I better not see any “I’ll seduce him” in the quotes
would you rather?:
TW// NSFW

give harry the gawk gawk 3000 only?

only get ya 🐱 ate and nothing else
would you rather?:
meet harry and accidentally punch him in the nose?
or
meet harry and accidentally fart in front of him and you cant blame it on anything or anyone else
would you rather?:
date harry but only for the paps? meaning he's not actually in love with you and its all for show.
or
be harry's best friend but you always stay friend-zoned
would you rather?:
TW// NSFW

kiss harry but he tell you ya breath stank
or
kiss harry but he tells you youre the worst kisser ever
would you rather?:
option 1: have the opportunity to be with harry

option 2: relinquish the opportunity to ever be with him but you get awarded 1 billion dollars for doing so
would you rather?:

never see harry live?
or
never listen to harrys discography ever again but you get to see him live twice and they are both lane ones
would you rather?
TW// if you dont like tweets about giving people ass whoopings skip this. i dont mean to cause severe physically harm!

harry beat ya ass?
or
you beat harrys ass?
would you rather?
have a townes experience?
or
have a camille experience?
would you rather?
TW// drugs

get a one night stand with harry?
or
take shrooms with harry and feel an otherworldly connection with him for one day
would you rather?

harry read all of your h word tweets about him out loud to you?
or
harry dislike you
would you rather? a fun one!

be with zayn during the week and harry on the weekends? (sorry gigi)
or
be with harry during the week and zayn on the weekends?
would you rather?

listen to walls for five days straight and nothing else
or
be stuck on larrie twitter for five days nothing else
would you rather?

(if u were in a relationship w harry)
have mitch not like you
or
have adam and sarah not like you
would you rather?

meet harry but no one believes you
or
not meet harry but everyone thinks you did and are fr convinced
would you rather?

harry give up his role on dnd?
or
hslot get postponed... again
would you rather?
have to listen to lp1 for the rest of your life?
or
have to listen to walls for the rest of your life?
would you rather?
harry think youre horrible in bed?
or
harry think you're great in bed but you fight a lot :(
would you rather?
never see harry but only hear him?
or
never hear harry but only see him?
would you rather?
let harry break your heart?
or
break harry's heart?
would you rather?
be harry's personal assistant?
or
harry be your personal trainer?
would you rather?
be with harry but he has really stinky balls and you cant wash the smell away? (sorry harry)
or
be with harry but he has chronic bad breath (sorry harry)
would you rather?
harry release a rap only album?
or
harry collaborate with your artist of choice on one song?
would you rather?

harry give up dnd?
or
harry never go on tour again?
would you rather?

sing in front of harry
or
dance in front of harry
would you rather?

all of harrie twitter hate you?
or
harry hate you?
would you rather?

give harry a gift?
or
harry give you a gift?
would you rather?

harry play a werewolf in a movie?
or
harry play a vampire in a movie?
would you rather?
only meet harry once in your life?
or
get to hang out with zayn and gigi for one week
would you rather?

harry be your professor
or
harry be your boss at work
GAME SHOW BREAK DONT GO ANYWHERE!
WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THE FIVE MIN BREAK A GIRL NEEDS TO USE THE RESTROOM https://twitter.com/i/status/1288402890911092736
ANDDDDDD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND NON-BINARY BESTIES WE ARE BACKKKKK
would you rather?
harry have a foot fetish?
or
harry think you have a foot fetish but never confront you about it?
would you rather?
harry go on a 10 year hiatus?
or
harry release hs3 and then call music quits
would you rather?
go on the absolute worst date with harry?
or
hook up with harry but HE doesn't remember you at all afterwards
would you rather?
harry write an entire album about you but it makes you look bad?
or
harry has to keep you a secret and act single in public
would you rather?
TW// NSFW, butt stuff (skip if this makes you uncomfy)

would you rather?

eat harry's ass
or
harry eat your ass
would you rather?

experience the stall storyline with harry?
or
experience the kiwi storyline with harry?
would you rather?

experience the duplicity storyline with harry?
or
experience the stall storyline with harry?
would you rather?

be harrys surrogate? (this means you carry the baby he has with someone else but you're not with him)
or
be harry's babysitter for his kids
would you rather?

be best friends with harry but zayn hates you?
or
be best friends with zayn but harry hates you?
would you rather?

give harry a massage?
or
harry give you a massage?
would you rather?

harry notices you at a concert and interacts with you?
or
you take a quick selfie with harry at a barricade?
ANDDDD BONUS SPEED ROUNDDDD:

you and harry get stranded on an island. only one can survive. who's making it off the island? you or him?
you're trapped in a warped game show with harry and zayn.
you can only save one. who do you save?
harry or zayn?
you're in love with harry. would you rather?
never be able to tell him but you get to be around him all the time but he never loves you back?
or
you tell him, but he rejects you
and finally,
aliens come down to earth. they ask you to show them your leader. do you choose yourself or harry?
last one:
you and harry fall in love. where would you want your wedding to be (if you choose to have one)

the beach
or
a beautiful garden
just kidding yall mfs thought this was over:
would you rather:

be with lhh
or
be with dunkirk harry
would you rather?

be with lhh harry
or
be with fine line harry
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’VE MADE IT TO THE END OF THE GAME SHOW! AS YOU EXIT, REMEMBER TO LOVE EVERYONE AND ACCEPT EVERYONE FOR WHO THEY ARE. YOU ARE ENOUGH. YOU ARE LOVED. HOPE YALL HAD FUN PROCRASTINATING ON THE HW YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE INSTEAD OF THIS THREAD!
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