My favorite thing about WWE is how half of its roster and staff are on some caped crusader shit about child trafficking while simultaneously working with Velveteen Dream, a man credibly accused of grooming/sending nudes to children.

Drake Younger looking for sex offenders when Dream is in the same locker room as him:

Drake Younger on the case while Austin Theory is chilling out on the roster page:

When you give Detective Drake Younger the receipts.

In all seriousness, WWE NXT giving Drake a bunch of signed merch to sell on behalf of a shadowy non-profit is corporate activism in action. It’s always easier to “solve” problems that aren’t in your house because there’s no mess to clean up after the fact.

But it is nearly impossible to believe that a company that employs so many concerned citizens on the cause of child trafficking “found nothing” when it came their own employees endangering minors, and that those same supersleuths are okay with that.