Y’all, should I watch CarousHELL, about a possessed carnival ride unicorn? Y/N

It’s amazing how many people put their squishy vital parts right in front of a carousel unicorn’s horn.

Note: The possessed unicorn does not have articulated joints. But it can float around and impale people.

It also throws ninja stars.

And carries a garrote.

I feel like #CarousHELL is a fever dream written by 13-year-old me.

Yo @XopherJohnson you gotta get in on this.

I started to get confused by the Elvis-accented demon hunter costume character (with an Indiana Jones head?) but then my brain broke.

Fun fact from #CarousHELL: Lawn flamingos can impale multiple people at a time.

I have not had a working doorbell for five years (my Ring is silent), but the doorbell in this movie just set off the dogs. Including two pups who were not alive the last time I had a ringing bell.

Canadians are also apparently very mean in the world of #CarousHELL

This movie is only an hour long? Unpossible.

Also, this unicorn is a better archer than Hawkeye.

A character just had to remind the unicorn it’s not a horse.

Good news, everyone! Pepper spray works on demon-possessed carousel unicorns.

The “shut the front door!” line delivery makes every second of #CarousHELL worth it.