A weird thread on the Gerudo in BOTW: a thread, the movie.
Why do Gerudo have pants that outline there asses?
How does the GSC stay in business?
Do you think a majority of the Gerudo population is lesbian?
Why does Isha look so much more important compared to other Gerudo in town?
Do all Gerudos lift,(sis)?
Ever think about that one Gerudo that asked for Molduga guts for her husband and just disappears off the face of the earth afterwards?
Why is there one Gerudo in Gerudo Town that doesnt have a tan?
Would it not be a good idea to create a separate town for men to live in to save some travel time and hassle?
The average Gerudo probably is still a fairly trained warrior.
DUMMY THICC
How the fuck did Urbosa obtain lightning powers?
Having no contact with men for the longest time while in Gerudo Town is probably a bad thing.
Knowing how to make voe clothes is a useless skill unless you leave the town.
Is red hair just hereditary among Gerudos?
Do you think Gerudos are the most isolated race in BOTW?
Why is there Champions Divine Beast a camel if the desert they live in has no camels?
How hard are the average Gerudo womens abs?
The GSC is probably doing some illegal shit, considering its the only place in town men can stay in.
Sand seal racing was a goated business tactic.
Why have only three Gerudo (one long since passed) worn skirts as opposed to pants?
Imagine how it must feel knowing your the target of a bunch of horny dudes, as a race.
Why does their race rarely if not ever, produce male offspring?
Whatever happened to Rijus mother?
Some of these Gerudo might need better dating tips.
The Gerudo race may or may not be slightly cursed.
I want to see what happens when a Gerudo reaches Eventide Island.
Gerudo women probably get tricked by bad men a lot, due to not interacting with many of them, and thats sad.
Gerudo Town guards that prevent men from coming into town arent smart in the slightest.
Why does Gerudo Town have a ban on men?
Gerudos all have boopable snoots that need to be booped
I NEED TO KNOW WHO GAVE URBOSA WHO HER CHILD.
Why does GSC let you buy a wrestler suit? For men? Gerudo dont seem to have an affinity to wrestling.
Imagine how stressful it can be knowing youre entire race cant survive on its because they only produce males.
Some Gerudo got weird taste in lipstick.
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