So, one of my favourite jokes is about a man who is drowning at sea and a boat comes along & he waves it away saying "No, God will save me"

Then, as he's getting colder & more tired, another boat comes by & again he waves it away shouting "No, no my God will save me"
He's really cold now & he can hardly keep his head above the water when a helicopter flies over & drops a rope, but he shouts "No, my God will save me" so the helicopter goes away.

He's now sinking below the surface & cries out "Oh God why haven't you saved me?" & God says....
"Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter what more do you want?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now why am I sharing this with you?
Well, I can't help thinking it's like @theSNP asking for divine help in getting independence & God says "Well I sent you EVEL, Brexit, another tory government, Boris Johnson, the breaking of International law, power grab & several breaches of the AofU, what more do you want?" đŸ€”
What more do they want?
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