Checked into a hotel with @timbutterly for 5 hours to get some rest before we go watch Skanks tonight. All of a sudden, gay porn starts blasting from the TV, and I laugh it off, waiting for Tim to come out of the bathroom, convinced he is casting it from his phone...

He comes out of the bathroom, shows me his phone and he is not casting it. Gay porn is still blasting at this point. I turn the volume down, moments later, it skyrockets back up. I call the front desk and have to explain that by some strange happenstance...

there is accidental gay porn blasting from the room of the two dudes who just checked into a Bowery hotel in the middle of the day for a couple hours. I tell the guy exactly what is happening and he tells me the TV is controlled by the iPad on the desk. I look over at the desk...

and the iPad is gone, along with Tim, prankster extraordinaire.