I fucking hate Kang the Conqueror, so fucking much. He's such an overly complicated character with so many alternate versions of himself.

Like if you had I don't know Lebron James play against versions of himself at different times, it would be a little less stupid.

Like it's 2016, and a new NBA player named Mebron Mames is tearing up the league and he's just 19 year old Lebron in a Bulls jersey.

Then the Lakers announce their newest g league acquisition, its Hebron Hames. He's a cagey old vet who just needs a little load management, but he can turn it up in crunch time.

Other alternate Lebrons:

Tebron Tut-Thames, Miami Heat's latest foreign born player who is just into Egyptian shit for random reasons.

Assistant Coach Cabron Cames. He takes over the Golden State Warriors when Steve Kerr gets sick. He wears a distinguished fedora and glasses.

Bronny James, not actually Lebron James Jr, but a de-aged version of Lebron that Lebron James is training to surpass him in every way.

King Bames, a media mogul who has entered into the NBA by outbidding Steve Ballmer for ownership of the LA Clippers. What's his dark secret?

Kon-Le James, the newest rookie grown by Dan Gilbert from DNA found on old jerseys. Even though only half Lebron, he has similar powers, including tactile telekinesis. But who is his other half from?