Were you part of ISCF in high school and are you now ghey?
Did you have a crush on any man/woman of God?
Did your home-of-seckshual tendencies act up while you were in the middle of praise and worship?

i.e. did you steal a look at that ass?
Was your ISCF leader suspicious of you?
Was your ISCF leader suspect? đź‘€
Did you support the Love March Movement for real or did you just think Daniel Thomas was cute?
Were hands the only things you clapped in church?
Did you believe God didn’t count it if it wasn’t penetrative?
Were you aware of how much slackness the straights in the club got away with under the quiet?
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