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Dr. Phil about to fucking school us.
Kid Rock preaching the importance of smoking weed out of a crushed Dr. pepper can.
Helen Hunt is finally telling everyone those twisters weren’t real.
Uncle Terry telling everyone about how he got his dick caught up in a fishing pole at Thanksgiving dinner.
Aunt Bev telling you she got the gonorrhea from a key party back in ‘78.
This is the human version of putting flames on your Mercury Topaz.
If Mountain Dew was a person.
This is the genie that appears when you drop a cigarette in a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Your dad’s friend from the bowling alley who said “they didn’t look like that when I was 12”
If macaroni & cut up hot dogs came to life.
The smell of Axe body spray trying to cover up weed.
