why you should cancel me,

a thread.
1. I& #39;m dumb

I& #39;m literally so dumb, there& #39;s no need to explain this point.
2. I& #39;m illiterate

I have to write a sentence at least five times before not making any mistakes. sometimes I question if even went to school.
3. I struggle

99% of my tweets are me struggling and that itself says a lot. do I do anything else that struggling through the day?
4. I& #39;m a catfish

do you realize that people follow me because my whole theme is ranpo and so they& #39;re tricked into thinking ranpo followed them when in reality it& #39;s just june? that& #39;s disrespectful and unacceptable.
5. I& #39;m in the hq fandom

I& #39;m in the hq fandom.
6. only five months ago, I had a crush on a 3d man

I betrayed all my 2d loml to fantasize and simp over A 3D MAN. A 3D MAN!!!! ew.
7. my jokes aren& #39;t funny

I lost my funnyness long ago and now I& #39;m only embarassing.
8. I annoy people here instead of doing my homework

school starts in two days and I haven& #39;t finished anything yet. I& #39;m fucked.
9. I pretend I& #39;m soft

I& #39;m all uwu owo at the beginning and then BAM, here I am swearing like a sailor and bullying my fav oomfs just to be all "ily I& #39;d do anything for you" two minutes after. like what the fuck.
10. I didn& #39;t finish doing "it& #39;s the_for me" and the outfit thing yet

I didn& #39;t reply to everyone yet, and it& #39;s been like five days. I swear I& #39;ll reply I& #39;m just procastinating as usual.
11. the reason behind this thread

literally why the fuck am I making this thread. am I really that problematic?
thank you for reading. that& #39;s all.
You can follow @ranposan_.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: