why you should cancel me,

a thread.
1. I'm dumb

I'm literally so dumb, there's no need to explain this point.
2. I'm illiterate

I have to write a sentence at least five times before not making any mistakes. sometimes I question if even went to school.
3. I struggle

99% of my tweets are me struggling and that itself says a lot. do I do anything else that struggling through the day?
4. I'm a catfish

do you realize that people follow me because my whole theme is ranpo and so they're tricked into thinking ranpo followed them when in reality it's just june? that's disrespectful and unacceptable.
5. I'm in the hq fandom

I'm in the hq fandom.
6. only five months ago, I had a crush on a 3d man

I betrayed all my 2d loml to fantasize and simp over A 3D MAN. A 3D MAN!!!! ew.
7. my jokes aren't funny

I lost my funnyness long ago and now I'm only embarassing.
8. I annoy people here instead of doing my homework

school starts in two days and I haven't finished anything yet. I'm fucked.
9. I pretend I'm soft

I'm all uwu owo at the beginning and then BAM, here I am swearing like a sailor and bullying my fav oomfs just to be all "ily I'd do anything for you" two minutes after. like what the fuck.
10. I didn't finish doing "it's the_for me" and the outfit thing yet

I didn't reply to everyone yet, and it's been like five days. I swear I'll reply I'm just procastinating as usual.
11. the reason behind this thread

literally why the fuck am I making this thread. am I really that problematic?
thank you for reading. that's all.
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