Seifer: 8/10 - No real issues here! Score goes down to 7 or 6 when mispronounced

Seif: 10/10 - The nickname of my nickname that I ask any of my close friends to call me. It gives <3 feelings
Alberio, Al: 5/10 - Alberio is not me, but the pony I RPd. That being said, I don’t mind select few calling me this, even though I don’t nearly hold as much of a connection with that name

*my real name* : 2/10 - Ugh. No. One of the most common names on the planet. F that
*long formal version of my name*: -500/10 - I’ve only had people trying to act like mother figures or bosses at work call me this. I resent this far more
Any other nickname I may have forgotten: 5/10 - Likely nicknames I forgotten through time. Ok with whatever else but like Alberio, those nicknames don’t hold much meaning to me, except Steiner which only @ApothecaryWitch is allowed to call me
Yeah I’ve had quite a bit more nicknames than I initially thought when I started this. That’s why I try to keep my nickname the same more or less wherever I go online; Somethinh I’ve noticed is becoming less of a trend lately
I should also note that all of this applies to online friends only. For the extreme few of you I know locally, calling me by my real name is fine because I don’t feel nearly as open relating my online self in the real world
But if I’ve known you online first, then everything else in this thread applies

There, that’s my entry to this meme: A long winded manual on how to talk to your favorite goggle wolfie

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